She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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