3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
