Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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