Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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