I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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