good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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