Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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