I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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