You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Couch. On fire.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
