I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
