i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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