I want to stick my p in your. b.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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