I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Alive.
So much puke
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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