I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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