Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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