I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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