I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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