Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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