I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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