Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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