I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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