they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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