VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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