you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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