I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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