there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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