I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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