i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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