Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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