i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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