How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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