i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Can I color on your dick again?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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