she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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