Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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