dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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