i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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