Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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