So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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