Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
operation harelip BJ is a go
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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