So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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