i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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