And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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