this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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