who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
