Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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