butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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