Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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