Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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