i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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