Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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