he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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