Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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