Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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