guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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