how can u be prego again
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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