sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Randomize
