She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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