He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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