So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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